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This isn't food related but it's photo related. I do hope that's ok.

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I recently completed my first big ad agency shoot on Monday (that picture above is from last month) and man oh man I couldn't be happier. I don't want to get in trouble by revealing too much about who it was for and all that stuff just yet but here are some of my initial observations:

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1. Accept the fact that the prop stylist will bring things you covet and drool over and no, you cannot keep them and take them home. Including that perfect little glass you've been looking for for about 6 months. This makes my heart hurt.

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2. My first time around and the big wig agency people were dreams come true; gorgeous, warm, all smiles, friendly with an idea of what they wanted. It was magic.

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3. After all this time I actually feel like I know what I'm doing. Who knew?

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4. Do not tease, provoke, annoy or trip the food stylist. You've been warned.

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5. Mary Sue Milliken is as nice in person as I thought she'd be. She rocks.

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6. Staring at avocados for 10 hours did nothing to diminish my unshakeable love for those things.

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7. Do not leave obnoxiously-sized muffins laying about in the late afternoon. They will be consumed by me until they're gone. So much for my recent pattern of healthy snacking.

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8. When technology and creativity work together it's a beautiful thing. When they fight or argue, well, I never realized I knew so many swear words.

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9. Ok, I give up, I admit it. I WILL hire an assistant. I promise.

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10. When you love what you do and have the best significant other in the entire world, well, let's just say life is a blessing and the work has meaning. I couldn't ask for anything more.

Please forgive the hokey illustrations. I have never claimed to be an illustrator and just looking at the uneven drawing of the glass in item #1 proves that I should stay away from pen and paper.

A Simple Emoticon Would Have Been Sufficient.

Woe is me.

My better half is at some undisclosed location across the country working with this fine gentleman and this photographic genius. And nope, I'm not being purposely vague about it and I'd tell you if I knew. Something about that stack of non-disclosure forms on our fax machine the other day prevents even me from knowing what's happening.

But I know it's somewhere in the middle of the country.

And I know it's for several weeks and weeks and weeks.

And I know I shall be a bit lonely and sad and forced to cook for one.

And even though it's only been one day I have adjusted to a big empty house. I have three mutts to keep me company after all. And just when I made peace with this reality I hear that familiar ping of a text message arriving on my phone.

And this is what I see (embellished by yours truly, natch)

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Sometimes he can be so cruel.

An Open Letter

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Dear Sirs and/or Madams,

Hi! How are you? I hope this blog post finds you well. Me? I''m ok. Wait. Not really. I need to get something off my chest and I hope I can steal a moment or two of your time.

After many months of soul-searching, consultations with family, advisers, clergy and significant others, it has come to my attention that there is something I can no longer hide and must respectfully reveal to you. I don't want this to affect our relationship in any way whatsoever, and I'm hoping that my revelation will be met with compassion, understanding, and nary a flicker of grimace or snarl that I've come to expect whenever I begin to talk about what I must say to you here.

I love tinned sardines.

There. I said it! And.... there you go. I knew this would happen, I just knew it! Come back! Please, I'm not finished yet. Please?

Ok, thanks. So listen, I want you to know that I'm really the same person you've always known. And even though you've the first to serve up a big giant plate of snark and disapproval whenever I take out that distinctive tin can at lunch I want you to know that I don't hold that against you. And no, it doesn't upset me either when you ask me for the 35th time if I'm "really going to eat that?" and you'll be happy to know I don't hold it against you that you believe my love of tinned fish gives you an excuse to pass judgment on my meal. In fact I almost find it comical watching your face contort and twist in disgust as if I just committed the crime of the century or said you wore granny drawers or still sucked your thumb as an adult or something rude like that.

But as of today, enough is enough. I'm coming out of the closet, so to speak, and professing my love for tinned fish. And here's why:

1. I happen to like the way they taste. Rich and distinctive with a soft to medium-firm texture, I've always loved their flavor and if I can't find fresh sardines (a term used to describe a whole variety of small fish) to cook myself then the canned variety suits me just fine. And please remember that "fishy" is subjective.

2. They pack some pretty powerful nutrients.
They have a decent amount of omega-3 fatty acids and are also great sources of iron. How can you argue?

3. I've enjoyed them since I was a wee lad. That's right -- I've eaten them as long as I can remember, thanks to my dad who would share the tangy flavor of sardines in mustard sauce with a few saltine crackers with me as a snack. So when you feel the need to knock this diminutive, smelly and often maligned fish, you're gonna have to go through Pops.

4. They make me happy.
A few high-quality sardines packed in oil, a hunk of baguette and a few celery stalks and I'm as happy as a clam. Or sardine. In a can. I am. You get the picture.

Now that I've said my peace I think it's best if we grow together and move forward. Next time you see me carting around that little unmistakable can I hope you realize it's my lunch you're making fun of and that you'll think twice before knocking it. And if you're lucky I might even let you have one.

Just kidding.

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Sardine and Celery Salad adapted from Food & Wine Magazine

Sardine_salad Hot damn! You have no idea how much better I feel now. Seriously. And now that I have that off my chest I'd like to recommend this little salad that appeared a few years ago in Food & Wine. It makes a nifty little lunch when paired with rye crackers or bread, and it's so flavorful that you needn't make much. Imported high quality sardines from Spain or Portugal are the best in my humble opinion, and make sure you also use a high quality mustard. You know what they say about better ingredients and all. The original recipe called for cilantro but I prefer parsley with the sardines.

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1/4 cup coarsely chopped flat leaf parsley
3 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil
2 tablespoons grainy mustard (make sure it's good!)
1 tablespoons Dijon mustard
1 small red onion, thinly sliced
2 tablespoons fresh lemon juice
1 teaspoon finely grated lemon zest
Four 4 3/8-ounce cans sardines in oil, drained and coarsely chopped
4 large celery ribs, peeled and cut into 1-inch matchsticks
Salt and freshly ground pepper

Directions
In a large bowl, mix the parsley with the olive oil, grainy and Dijon mustards, red onion and the lemon juice and zest. Fold in the sardines and celery and season with salt and pepper. Chill and serve or pack in a plastic container. Enjoy with rye crackers.

And Yet I Know Nothing About Apple Farming. Hmm.

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File this under "Why I Love California #928" or "Farmers Rule", thankyouverymuch.


A few weeks ago I paid my regular visit to my local Farmers' Market to get my produce for the week. I had my camera with me in an attempt to use up some old remaining film.

After stocking up on my weekly ration of Fuji apples, I asked if I could take a picture of the grower.

"Sure!" he happily exclaimed.

As I put the large boxy camera to my face and peered through the viewfinder, the farmer turned the tables and asked me a question.

"Hey, is that film or digital?" he asked.

"Oh, this is a film camera, medium format, 120 film, etc." I responded.

"Ah, excellent. You know they make some amazing digital backs for that Mamiya camera, great medium format digital stuff!"  he informed me.

And that, ladies and gentleman, is why I love living in 2008 (almost) almost as much as I love my growers and farmers.

Happy New Year to all!

Behind the Turkey Scenes

While the rest of us get ready for the big day and scramble to decide on which turkey (heritage? natural? frozen?) and which method (bacon-wrapped? deep-fried? traditionally roasted?) I'll be planning on celebrating my secret Thanksgiving tradition. It involves a sandwich or two, some wine, maybe some pie, and a giant stack of DVDs, pillows and small dogs. Am I refusing to give thanks on this very special day? Of course not. It's just that for the past 10 years or so I've celebrated Thanksgiving smack dab in the middle of summer with a gaggle of stylists, photographers and assistants. Of course it's not a real Thanksgiving but one specially created for the amazing world of advertising. A world that exists so that you'll buy the ultimate/free-range/perfect/no-fuss/quick-and-easy insert-item-here. And like the Wizard having his curtain accidentally pulled back, I decided to let you in on a few Thanksgiving advertising secrets.

Oh, the hate mail I am sure to get over this.

Before I go any further, let me tell you that the food I work with is always real. Always. Thanks to that law known as truth in advertising, all of the food I art direct or photograph is real. It has to be. But that doesn't mean it has to be edible. But if you know me personally you know I'm not much for duping folks or stretching the truth so I keep it real, yo. It's just easier that way.

Advertising vs. Editorial

Pick up any editorial magazine on the newsstand and you're likely to see a real, fully cooked turkey on the cover. I love the fact that most of the turkeys photographed are real -- crispy burnt edges and all.  However, look at that ad selling stuffing or stemware and most likely that turkey has been partially cooked and painted. Yes, I said painted. But don't freak out, it's all edible, although Tamari-tinted Turkey probably won't be a hit with your guests. Believe it or not, people freak out when they see a real turkey but feel slightly comforted when they see a perfectly shaped, light brown specimen. Gotta give the peeps what they want.

Summer Turkey & Stuffing

Because of production deadlines and the fact that we work in advance, us advertising folks prepare months ahead of time to meet print and distribution deadlines. This means that as I type this I'm up to my eyeballs in Valentine's Day and spring food holidays like Easter and Passover. For the end of the year I always try to get my holidays in by mid-August, but therein lies the problem: access to real seasonability. But that doesn't mean I don't have tricks up my sleeve. I have a secret source for pomegranates and pumpkins, and if I'm lucky I'll get them by the end of the month so that my Thanksgiving table looks like it's really November -- even if we're still slathering on the sunscreen off camera.

I learned a very nice tip from my friends at Gourmet; work out a year in advance and take advantage of the bounties of the season. They shoot summer spreads in summer for the following year and they do the same for the holidays. In fact, for a fantastic inside peek you should watch this.

A Turkey Is A Turkey Is A Turkey

Luckily Thanksgiving is such a traditional holiday. I mean, there are only so many ways to shoot a turkey and that makes my life as an art director a bit easier. While there are people who offer their own delicious twists on what to do with the birds it's nice to know that it's still a holiday celebrated pretty much the same way all over. Having said that I thought it'd be fun to go into my work archives and talk turkey. A poultry show-and-tell. And just so you know, doing this makes me feel tired and old and only emphasizes how delicious my non-turkey sandwich is going to taste next week.

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Photographer: Jon Edwards   Food Stylist: Mardi Brown

Boy, me and my bright ideas. My concept was to take it outdoors and show a turkey in a vineyard. This is California, after all, where sunshine is in ample supply and we're fortunate enough to play around with the slight seasonal irregularities. Or so I thought.

After this campaign ran someone brought it to my attention that Thanksgiving is in November and that grapes would have already been harvested. Ooops! Isn't that funny? Isn't that just silly? Who knew?

But seriously, look at those grapes! You can't buy grapes that beautiful! Ok, maybe you can.

Prepping a turkey in a makeshift kitchen and rushing it a few miles down a back road and into the middle of a working vineyard when the sun is blazing can certainly test your patience. Not to mention the terrifying flesh-eating bees that began to burrow into the turkey. I'm not kidding.

What I learned:
keep it in a studio
What I liked: Come on, with the exception of the implausible seasonal scheduling, it's still a beautiful shot.

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Photographer: K. Russel    Food Stylist: Janet Miller

Turkey04alt You wouldn't know it but just 100 feet from these beauties were working trannies, meth users and a few hustlers. I guess when you shoot in the middle of Hollywood that's bound to happen. But these are real and make me hungry. The turkeys, not the drug users.

Many times photographers and art directors will shoot multiple versions and angles for different uses. It's also nice to let the food stylist experiment and work their magic on the turkeys.

What I learned: bitches better step off, that's my corner
What I liked:  Simplicity is always elegant. Sex workers not so much.

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Photographer: Jon Edwards   Food Stylist: THE Norman Stuart. Yes, that one.

Had I just gone camping? Returned from an African safari? Whatever it was it's quite obvious I wanted wild! lush! turkey! Look at all that garnish! Luckily the ever-amazing Norman obliged me and gave me abundance, and I thank him. He also prepared this turkey with the ultimate crunchy skin, but in retrospect I should have selected another bird as this gal ain't the shapliest. But I only had 2 to work with and we had to move fast. C'est la vie.


What I learned:
Tons of Hollywood gossip from the 70s and 80s, and oh, always bring extra turkeys.
What I liked:
It's different and looks like no other turkey I've done.

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Photographer: Jon Edwards and me    Food Stylists: Denise Vivaldo & Cindie Flannigan

Turkey06 TALK ABOUT A PRODUCTION! After years of keeping it simple I decided to bring in Laurie Behr, prop stylist and amazing friend, to build a set based on some rudimentary illustrations I sketched up. I wanted tons of light through windows, a very warm and sunny feeling, and by golly she hit the nail on the head! That's not a real room, it's not a real wall, but it's a real turkey and real wine back there. How do I know? I poured it (and sipped it throughout the day).  My friends Denise and Cindie worked magic on this turkey and it captures a beautiful warm Thanksgiving afternoon meant for a crowd. Did I mention it was like 97 degrees that day?


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Photographer: Matt Armendariz    Food Stylist: William Smith

I don't need to tell you how much trouble I got into once the invoices rolled in back in 2006. Turns out hiring a staff of 11 to work on a holiday shoot isn't cheap, but I'm a firm believer that it's easier to ask for forgiveness than persimmons. Get it? I made a joke.

Bad art director! Bad!

This was my first year shooting my own Thanksgiving campaign from beginning to end and because of that I was able to keep it reasonable. I had no choice. I worked with the wonderful William Smith and it was a quiet, intimate shoot. He's a master with food and has a way with garnish like no other. I wanted a rustic, casual bird with a nice shape, but if you've shot turkey it's always a bit difficult to get a good angle. I think I did aiiight.

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So what have I learned through the years? Turkeys are kind of ugly but taste good, I dislike Thanksgiving in August and I couldn't work with a more talented group of people. I'm also starting 2008 next month to take advantage of the seasons. Why? Hunting for cranberries in July is for the birds.

Ok, I'll stop.

A special thanks to everyone and to the respective photographers for allowing me to post these images.




"Food Blogging 101"

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First John Mayer.Yes, that one.

Then my ultra luscious friend Mike's response above.

I'm sensing a watermarking revolution here, people.